Demons dirty dreams
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How old am I: I am 44
My gender: Woman
Hair color: Strawberry-blond hair
What is my figure type: My body type is quite strong
I like to drink: Champagne
I like piercing: None
After his mess-up with Ibara, he had spent the majority of the night feeling nothing but a panicky fear. Turning off the shower and grabbing a towel to dry himself, Naruto was surprised at just how giddy he was. The Kunoichi were all definitely attractive to him. Were it not for his dexterous fingers there would have been many a night when he was younger that he would go hungry due to a Ramen binge. The guys would probably just wake up completely bald.
As would the memory of the night. Stepping into the raised shower cubicle, Naruto smiled at the wide shower head directly above him. Chapter 2: Ino 3. Oh, no it was completely without her permission. As of that moment he was doing his best to simply put it out of his mind.
Looking between his nightstand and his wardrobe with a bitten lip, Naruto grinned widely as he walked over to the nightstand and snatched up his Hitaite. Hurrying through the main room of his apartment, Naruto entered his bathroom and grinned happily as he felt the tiles of the floor warm his feet.
That's such a harsh word He may act like a nice guy most of the time, but the history lessons in the Academy had been quite clear on the sheer amount of destruction and havoc the old man was capable of causing over the course of a few moments. Demon's Dirty Dreams 2.
While burglary brought in far more money for him, pickpocketing had a special place in his heart as his first 'job'. Chapter 3 Ibara 4. He was on the first step of his journey to Hokage, his first step on the journey to acknowledgement! Naruto accepts alternate payment.
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The knowledge that for all their sneers and glares, none of them were truly safe from his retribution. Twisting it on Naruto luxuriated under the powerful stream of hot water that rained down on top of him. Remember me Log in Register Lost password. Now properly clad with the most important piece of a Shinobi's uniform, Naruto felt ready to take on an entire village filled with people who hated him for something he couldn't control!
When he'd first started stealing he had been living in a crappy tiny apartment on the bad side of Konoha. That and the women would no doubt be throwing themselves at him, not that he'd respond because he'd be married to his precious Sakura-chan.
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When he got a little more experience and money on him he purchased an apartment that was as damn close to penthouse as you could get. Tying it about his forehead, Naruto flicked the metal plate getting a satisfyingly solid thunk in response. Might be time to get it Demons dirty dreams. Besides if he couldn't get the generation or the current one to acknowledge him, then the next could know him as a philanthropist.
Some were quite attractive albeit plain in comparison to some of their more exotic counterparts but all of them had some feature about them that he found tantalizing. Stepping out into the Konoha streets, Naruto looked around the street he was on with a smile on his face.
Putting the thoughts of his potentially impregnating a woman out of his mind totally, or as much as he could, Naruto instead focused on the reason for his excitement. He had a month or two before he could actually determine whether or not he'd gotten her pregnant. Heated floors being one of them. Of course he could afford better but the placing of where he was now was perfect to him.
Being able to look her in the eye and think of how the lips that were currently offloading heaps of vitriol onto him and remember how soft they had felt around his cock, how she had whined and moaned as he pounded into her, how she had looked with his seed dripping down her thighs It made every risk he had ever taken worth it. The man had spluttered and then demanded that they at least check his apartment, 'because everyone knows he's a thief!
FicWad Browse Search Help. The Hyuuga had even used his Byakugan to shut the man up and told him quite clearly that there was nothing there. Brushing past a villager who reeked of spices and perfume, Naruto quickly brought up a wallet and plucked out several bills of Ryo before dumping the wallet in a bin as he passed it.
Despite his resolution to improve the Konoha orphanage or even build a new one, Naruto felt like filth when he imagined any child of his ending up in an orphanage. He didn't think his professional pride could withstand such a hit. When they had walked past each other the other day and he had seen her sneer at him, all it had taken was remembering that night to give him the ability to grin at her and give her a cheeky wave. Damned long hair was making him take forever to dry it. After several moments staring at the sleeping violated woman, he had shaken his head and left.
But what else could he do?
Chapter 4 Hana 5. The stunned and confused look on her face had him laughing as he passed her by. The heat wave had broken at some point the day and the drop in temperature was messing with him. But, still, the orphanage idea was going forward.
In the back of his head Naruto knew that becoming a Genin basically becoming every other higher ranked Shinobi's bitch. He got a fantastic view of the Hokage monument and every time he set foot out the door he got to practice some of his more minor skills. He was finally being ased a team today! Washing the Demons dirty dreams out of his hair, Naruto laughed giddily at the thought. The asshole had found out where he lived and demanded that police arrest him.
And even then it might not be his! Filter: 0 Filter You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. It worried Naruto slightly, just how much entertainment he derived from tormenting the bigots of his home. He had done that only the once but it had been hilarious. Being very fond of living, Naruto hoped that his Jounin-sensei whoever they were, was a good one. Like pickpocketing. Power showers with hot water that didn't randomly crap out were definitely another perk.
Naruto wouldn't deny that the extra money, emphasis on the extra, was definitely a bonus of being a thief. Hell, they claimed that the destruction of the Land of Plains was half Sarutobi's sole fault.
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Admittedly the consequences seemed to be far more serious for the women. He had been present to hear a Hyuuga ask him how heavy a sleeper he was, and did he honestly sleep so deeply that the feeling of an electric shaver on his scalp could not wake him. Finishing the drying of his hair, Naruto pulled one of the longer side-bangs in front of his eyes. There was something deep inside that purred like a beast that had been fed a several course meal every time he thought of how he had gotten even with Ino and Ibara, barring the whole possible impregnation thing.
That first time with Hinata had woken a Demons dirty dreams in him and it didn't take him long to become 'hungry' after each 'meal'. All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Spotting nothing, Naruto left his apartment with his paranoia appeased. And the idea of visiting the place when it was done appealed to him.
He hadn't stayed out of prison for as long as he had just to get caught because he left out a watch he'd lifted or something.
Before he had gone to Ibara the night before, he had been wondering who to take next. Pants would help with that.
When that happened he wouldn't need these little adventures in the night, he'd be able to walk through the street without the bolstering knowledge of what he could do to the villagers in turn. So caught up in his fantasy, Naruto sighed while looking up into the shower head to rinse his hair, making him cough and splutter as the powerful spray of water tried to choke. Letting it fall back into place with a 'tch', Naruto put it out of his mind as he entered the main room of his apartment naked.
After the first time it was like he had suddenly discovered that he needed oxygen to breathe. He ceded the protection that being an Academy student offers, and his actions would all have very real consequences, consequences that may determine whether he lived or died. Chapter 5 Tsunami 6. It hadn't really registered until that moment just how many attractive women there were in Konoha.
The Hokage knew he was an unrepentant thief so he wouldn't question where he had come across so much disposable income, and the generally kind old man would probably support him in his endeavour. Looking at the clock next to him, Naruto stretched one last time before climbing out of the bed, shivering as chilled morning air hit his skin.
Now that he'd thought of the idea, it wouldn't get out of his head. Zipping up his faded grey jacket, Naruto glanced around his apartment to Demons dirty dreams sure he hadn't left anything incriminating out. Hell when he first came back after his expedition into the Yamanaka compound, he had felt like he could walk on the clouds themselves.