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When we talk about pleasure, each person derives it from various things. Some like reading books, some dance until their feet hurt, some listen to the music and disappear in their 'la la' land, some even workout to bust the stress. In many ways, the definition of experiencing pleasure differs from person to person. This trick is golden and has been practiced by tons of people. Though your private moment demands you being in your own imaginary world but too much into it and there are pretty good chances that you might end up in a situation where "explanation" isn't your way out.

Name: Ferne

What is my age: 34
Where am I from: Cameroonian
My sexual orientation: Male
Tone of my iris: I’ve got warm gray-blue eyes but I use colored contact lenses
What is the color of my hair: Fair
My figure features: I'm slender
Music: Latin
I like tattoo: None
Smoker: Yes

We were far from home, so the church had us stay in the convent while we were there. I was at a sandbar when I was 14 or something. After turning up back at my place empty handed I decided I should fap out the aggression. Now I always lock my door and keep the volume low and senses heightened. I was in there for a pretty long time and didn't even consider locking the door.

I had fallen asleep before doing anything. Right as I was about to go my parents both walked in to say good night.

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It will never be the same. That was the last time I took ecstasy. I quickly realized there was no way it was going to fit, or work for me at all, and too embarrassed to deal with it, I flung it under my bed where it was forgotten. I'm FB friends with my entire family.

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What did she do? I couldn't check the video time so I had to guess when to release. I threw it out that day.

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I ended up having a glob of nivea on my dick. I was jacking it really hard and I was in the zone.

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Let me tell ya, Gym class was a new Embarrasing masturbating stories of hell for me. Turned out to be a series of dirty messages from his ex-girlfriend he had saved. My mattress and box spring were upended to move, revealing the humongous glistening monster wang in the center of the floor.

Here are some people who talked about the most embarrassing faps of their lives. Took off my shorts and fucked the wet sand. One of my roommates there were 3 of us in 1 room came back with his girlfriend to discover me in the bottom bunk, porn still playing on the laptop, passed out dick in hand. Masturbation is one thing that usually begins and ends with embarrassment, trauma, and lifelong memories.

Around me, a group of people were laughing and pointing at me. They were excruciating. She also includes some very detailed descriptions of her body. Found this little pond in the back. The nun loaned me some movies to watch while I rested after work each day.

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I copied them to a flash drive and jacked off to them for a week or two. Fast forward to a year later, when moving out of my apartment. I kept thinking about it and finally decided it was time to reel it in. I gave her a list of my insecurities and everything.

I started to yell to get them out, but they stayed. He was asleep, and his mom had gone to work night shift.

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However it was getting messy. Stung like hell. So the next step was to cut the tail fins off of this poor thing. My butt was becoming raw and I was ready to blow my load. There I was, standing there butt naked with lotion on my dick and in my butt, stone faced. My laptop is on the coffee table, with the lid closed. Needless to say, I can now pee around corners.

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Walked into my bedroom to grab a box and found my dad, beet red and silent. I was so embarrassed. All of the sudden I remembered something. I put the cucumber in the microwave for too long. Seriously, it was HUGE. My first reaction was to roll off the bed to hide my raging woody.

I was about 13 and came in my pants.

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What makes it so embarrassing is that my eye was red for about three to four days, and every time he saw me he laughed at me. At this point my penis was rock hard and red as hell. So I got up, lubed up my finger and butt and went in. So I took some scissors out of a drawer and cut them out of its mouth. It took me quite a few seconds to realize, I was still stroking my flaccid dick like a madman. Out of nowhere, my sister walks in and sees me fapping away with my dick sticking out Embarrasing masturbating stories tail end of a rubber shark and plastic teeth all over the floor.

I start humping, but instead of pleasure, I felt burning. If you stuck your finger in your butt you would have a better orgasm. Hopefully, the tales of your tryst with the hand will remain undercover literally but if you do have any embarassing stories, feel free to plaster them on the internet for us to find out, and feel better about childhood tales of chagrin and humiliation.

Creatives by Chhabi Parmar. They both left and told me to clean myself up.

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But it was the diary of a girl, my age at the timewho was in the process of discovering herself, both sexually and romantically. So about five minutes into my jerkfest, the door swings open. I had locked the door, but somehow managed not to close door all the way. It was time. Quite messy. Turns out year-old me had a crush on Liv Tyler. For a horny middle-schooler, it was a reasonable thing to fap to. Little to my knowledge, she decided to give her guests a tour of the house.

I was super excited about my new cucumber fleshlight.

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Huge mistake. I think nothing about it. Have never spoken of it, but totally awesome for my dad to think that his precious baby girl has a vagina of freakish sideshow proportions. I landed on the floor boner-down. I didn't realize that there was going to be a suction issue, though.

I went into the bathroom and found that its plastic teeth were going to be an issue. I had blisters on my shaft for several days. I was horny and one thing led to another, and I came in my teddy bear. My mom had some friends over so I tried to be really quiet.

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