Embarrassing brazilian wax stories
Like gushing blood.
15 people reveal their most cringeworthy bikini wax horror stories
Completely natural, right? The most memorable wtf moment was while waxing a well-groomed sorority girl. As standard practice, she told him she would leave the room for a few minutes whilst he got undressed and positioned himself on the table. I was inexperienced so to get the butt area I made her go on all fours.
I pulled a strip from her lower labia, near her vaginal opening and what I can most accurately describe as the contents of a large Cadbury cream-egg stuck to the edge of the strip and splattered on the wall behind me. Smells yes, some excretions yes, blood yes, even poop sometimes yes. This is the legend of towel mountain. Now picture this: he was in a tabletop position on his hands and knees with a well-powdered anus, balls drooping halfway down his thigh. There was discharge.
And then she started bleeding. I currently work at a waxing center and I have had many foul experiences. She wanted to be waxed right before her wedding.
Again, she had ungodly amounts of dark hair. Esthetician here. She was no older than 17 and it was her first time doing it. Female esthetician works on me. I left the camera running, zoomed on his anus mind you, and walked out into the hallway to collapse in laughter. But I had never heard of this. My worst experience was a full Brazilian wax on an extremely obese woman. Quit after this dude kept coming in with larger, and larger anal be in his ass.
He pushed the towel lump back along the table and through his knees. I say sure. Oh oh! Fair enough. She was facing away getting her supplies ready and she started sniffling and I thought she might be crying? She was utterly oblivious to the rank odor emanating from her junk. She remained blissfully ignorant of the bacterial projectile. She had it treated and came back to say thank you. My waxing lady used to work in an actual salon but now works mobile. So shake some extra powder on there and keep laying those strips!
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A tiny, little maggot-y looking worm. But the weirdest thing she saw was a girl who was born without an asshole. The last thing I want to do is scar them for life by making a face or a rude comment. She was unable to bend the legs properly.
These 15 bikini wax horror stories will make you squirm
Even trimmed, her skin was barely visible. A new client had come in for a full Brazilian. Sometimes the semen would form a bubble while you were waxing and then it would pop and leave you with an awful rancid sperm smell.
Maybe not the grossest story, but it was traumatic. She told us she had pushed so hard when she gave birth, that she pushed it out. Then all of a sudden I see her butthole opening and closing and opening and closing and then BAM. She fully farted in my face. So after inspecting her and not seeing any issues, I begin waxing.
We know how to handle bleeding pores. These words are for us all. Upon her return to the room, she found the guy dressed in an adult diaper, bib, frilly hat and with a dummy. I changed professions soon after. So we finish the front and I tell her to flip over and hold her butt cheeks so I can do the butt strip.
The male model for the Brazilian wax demonstration had extremely saggy and sensitive balls, which he apologized for prior to disrobing. I got a full Brazilian as a dude. Esthetician student here. To get to the point, I pulled a strip from her labia area and pulled off about 20 skin tags.
Poor woman, it must have hurt like hell. Alas, there was no releasing the balls to the forces of gravity. I am not a waxer but one time I was getting waxed at a new place and thought things were going just fine.
I once worked as a camera operator for an instructional video for estheticians learning how to do various waxing techniques. She had a dude come into the salon who wanted his back, sack and crack waxed. I was trying to make her as comfortable as possible and explain everything I was doing. The instructor was doing her talking bit after powdering said butt hole, during which the model casually reached down under the table, grabbed a towel, and molded it between his hands into as high-standing of a wad of towel that he could.
These 15 bikini wax horror stories will make you squirm
Briefly worked as a waxer after I graduated from cosmetology school. A girl came into my salon a month before she got married. I thought I almost killed her. My friend is an aesthetician. I had never seen anything happen like that before. I remember my back hurting from the way my body was positioned, frantically trying to finish on time for my next client, and so much sweat! She yowled.
When she was in school to become an esthetician, the students would do cheap waxes on walk-in clients to help them learn. I recommended she get a wax now, and another before the big day since there was no way of knowing how her prized lady bits would react to the wax. When she did, the guy orgasmed on release. I have a story. The entire salon heard. The client was a champ though, bore with me throughout the whole process.
It was a completely mundane but extremely bizarre scene. So I trim her up, clean her, and prepare for to wax her.
The instructor continued on her script talking into the camera none-the-wiser. My gf is waiting in the lobby. When she came back, I was NOT prepared for the amount of pubic hair she had.
She declined at set an appointment 3 days before her wedding. The worst one she ever told me about was a sweet older lady with a labial abscess. I was relatively new to the field and lacked the experience to deal with this type of situation. She has sent ladies to the GYN for growths, aromas, etc.
A woman in her 40s came in, and 5cm of her intestines was sticking out of her anus inside-out. I could see she was humiliated and I was embarrassed for her. These people are opening up an incredibly vulnerable part of their body to a complete stranger. He asked her if she would be his mommy. Upon bumping up against his testicles it pushed the saggy sack back along the line of a pendulum, much like a person on a swing set pulled back about to be given their initial shove.
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It popped so loudly that it echoed in the room. Instead, he casually reached around the back of his legs, picked up the soon to be hairless pair and perched them on the towel mountain. She had never groomed her pubic hair and claimed to be a virgin. I love my job but sometimes I wonder why I still do this.
She said girls come in on their periods all the time. I was making small talk with the esthetician while all spread-eagled on the table. They always get so embarrassed and I tell them it happens all the time. Sperm bubbles. The worse part was that the walls were thin so pretty much the whole lobby heard the conversation.
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As I spread my butt cheeks, I let out not one fart, but a chain of farts that I could not contain.
Of all possible awkward occasions, awkward bikini wax moments probably induce the most cringing.
When I was doing his yes his asshole, he clenched and accidentally projectile-sprayed little bits of poo at me.
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