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Funny sleepover stories

Funny Sleepover Stories
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For many, sleepovers are just part of growing up. Sleeping at a friend's house is a time-honored tradition, one that often le to nice, wholesome memories. Sleepovers can also be creepy, uncomfortable, and almost cripplingly awkward. Years later, people still remember and share their unpleasant pajama party memories from childhood.

Name: Binni

How old am I: 34
What is my ethnicity: Dutch
Color of my hair: Honey-blond
My Sign of the zodiac: Libra
What is my favourite drink: I prefer to drink champagne

My friend's mother did everything for her. They wrapped the cat up and took her away. It was very awkward and strange to me. So I stayed there, right up until she called my mum. When we played outside, my friend had to text her mom and tell her every activity we did. I went home.

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Her name was Brittany. As I said, 'Be right back' to my friend, she replied, 'Make sure you lock the bathroom door! For others, they realized how weird their friend truly was. She was urinating herself as she contorted her body into horrifying positions. Content has been edited for clarity. It hurt. Her grin was pinched at the edges, just a little off I couldn't sleep at all that night. Kari shoved a pillow over my face and proceeded to tell me how ugly I am and how she never wanted to invite me and that she and Brit weren't my friends.

There was something off about her request. She refused. Helen didn't need a vet. I passed her parents' bedroom and locked myself in the bathroom.

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Around 3 am, the worst howling you could imagine came from the center of our group. At the time, I didn't know what was wrong. The doorknob twisted I thought it was maybe my friend playing a prank and I didn't want to seem like a coward, so I finished my business. So, I sheepishly made my way out of the cupboard to explain to my worried mum where and why I'd been hiding for over an hour. Yeah, us too. I was probably gone 10 minutes total. When we finally came back inside, my stomach was quite upset about being force-fed pizza and sweets, followed by being repeatedly sent down a large hill in the dark.

I made one friend on accident and it was only because she was being nice to me after I tripped and broke my toy on the bus.

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There were seven girls and my friend's family looking for me in the house. Read these stories and feel the secondhand embarrassment of having to endure an awkward sleepover. I could hear them calling my name and running around the house. We were then told to go outside to sledding while she watched movies, and we were not allowed to come back in until about 10 pm. When I proceeded to throw up in the house's only toilet, I was yelled out for messing up the mother's night and throwing Funny sleepover stories in her toilet.

The words did the most damage, though. I was so excited, my first sleepover. Brit had a best friend named Kari, who was the prettiest, coolest girl in class. We camped out in the living room and gossiped all night as tweens do. Afterward, I again asked the kid's mom if she would call my mom to pick me up. When I arrived to the house, the enclosed front porch was full of feces. My friend was a little freaked out that it was a 'help yourself' household. At some point, I got up to go to the bathroom. I begged my grandpa to drop me off at the party early which was held at Pizza Hut because I didn't want to miss a minute of it.

I was on my back, laying down when I felt Kari straddle my stomach and Brit holds down my legs. I was about Funny sleepover stories find out why. I couldn't get out of the cupboard. I stayed awake, watching the door in the dark. Text Source. Childhood was not kind to me, but I'm happy to say that that I'm in a much better place and surrounded by more friends than I can handle. The smell immediately made me sick, and I asked the kid's mother if she could call my mom to come pick me up because I felt sick.

I also couldn't breathe from the pillow over my face. My parents came running downstairs, but the damage was done. Cut to the sleepover: it's just me, Kari, and Brit. My mom didn't question what we wanted for lunch or for a snack.

I always did, so I just left the room without thinking about it. We were probably 7. Immediately the gaggle of girls started screaming bloody murder.

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I barely knew the kid, but my mom said it would be nice if I went because he didn't have many friends. We woke up to find my cat, Helen, seizing on the floor and in the throes of dying. I bolted into my friend's room. I still can't see their names without remembering how awful that memory is to me.

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My mom was usually very busy working at home so she taught me and my brothers to care for ourselves. We were required to finish three large pizzas because the mom 'spent all day making them. The next thing I know, me and the other kids the birthday boy, another friend, and birthday boy's brother are sitting on the floor of the kitchen eating pizza.

I heard her ask if I've turned up at home and the anxiety in her voice as she told my mum that I'd disappeared. I never came back for a sleepover. Then, someone knocked on the door. The next time I returned for a playdate, she mentioned that her dad had punished her recently for not locking the door to the bathroom.

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He threw open the bathroom door and started filming her on a camcorder I would see her feet under the door when we talked about anything. If I got out, someone would see me and know where I had been hiding and what I'd seen. She didn't seem to have moved. I was in first grade when this happened, so about six or seven years old. I cried.

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They told us whatever we needed to hear to get us to calm down. I slept with my door shut too, but her smile was off when she said it. Either way, by the end of it, we just wanted to go home and never experience another night at our friend's house ever again. For some people in these scenarios, the parents were the absolute worst. We played Sims and her mom told us she wanted to play, too. Everything was monitored. Her mom finally allowed my friend to visit my house after creeping my mom out with 60 questions about diet and house rules. To be honest, I'm not Funny sleepover stories it was dog or human, although there were about 5 or 6 dogs wandering around.

Eventually, we fell asleep. I think she might have left! She refused and said, 'I'm not going to do that, you just got here.

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She needed a hole in the ground. Think back to childhood: have you ever stayed at the night at friend's house expecting to have a fun time, only to have one of the most uncomfortable experiences of your life? She just smiled and asked me to shut the door.

Kids share the sleepover that made them never want to go to that kid's house ever again

I looked at that invitation over and over again. The promised to take her to the vet in a few hours. I had a sleepover birthday party with around eight girls. Mum finished her dump and rushed out, and she started shouting my name and searched the house. I heard some shifting outside and tried to pee as quietly as possible. She was in the shower. My friend was shocked that all I had to do was tell my mom we were going across the street to the playground. That would be ridiculous. She didn't understand why my mom trusted me so much and her mom didn't.

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Meanwhile, my friends were getting frantic. I tried to breathe silently and waited a few minutes until the coast was clear.

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