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Years: 33
Color of my iris: Warm brown
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I was destroyed. Every couple of days Lance would call.

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Who was Lance Armstrong? This, too, made a strange impression on me. That afternoon I went over to his apartment on Shoal Creek, just down from the tennis courts there at the intersection of 24th and Lamar.

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Just unmistakably. You want to come over and get it? For a nineteen year-old kid, he sure seemed to have clear ideas of how he wanted the world around him to be. Memories as sharp and clear as if it had all happened yesterday. So I read the thing and tried to understand it. One of the recommendations was Lance. We came to call that road the Path of Truth. He breezily chatted up the climb as 4 dropped away permanently, and Filds and I struggled to keep the pace.

But Lance was in charge. But the ticker tape parade of thoughts and remarks and comments brought out into incredibly stark relief the difference between this world-famous celebrity and the teenager who once tried to sell me the parts off his bike.

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Whatever Filds was, he was always factual. I was as close to a lawyer as anyone he knew, and I could tell he liked and trusted me. Filds was wrecked. Would I finish the ride? Midwestern factual. He was keeping tabs on the story of his brief athletic life, and on the person in charge of it. Rosie lit up. I brought the stack of crap home and embarked on a weeklong project. Not arrogantly.

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I was eight years older. What is that? The bigger the star, the more recklessly people will fight to plunge their noses as deeply as they can into the dank ball holder. For Lance it was effortless, and he was obviously going slowly so that we could stay together. From the first tweet, it all came flooding back. I want to share those memories with you, on the off chance that a few of them might actually have happened. There was no hiding.

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Encomiums by sports writers. I was struck by how orderly and put together it was. There was a little copy shop just off the corner of Red River and Medical Arts near the law school. That night I tossed and turned.

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Before he became a juggernaut, then a superstar, then a metaphor, and now, a post-post modern retired celebrity athlete, promoter, and fundraiser…before all that he was a just a young man with a compelling story and a once-in-a-generation set of genes. Dogbait and he shared a 50cc Honda scooter.

He looked at me. It all started innocently enough.

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My intersection with Lance was natural enough. I had ed Twitter a few months back. Studly athletes pretend to hold jocksniffers in contempt, and in fact, they do. Even today when I think about the pain, misery, suffering, and defeat from those sessions, I get tingles up and down my legs. It included magazine covers. I clicked on him, just to browse a few of his tweets.

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I got the stuff. Without jocksniffers, the greatest athlete Jock strap smell the world would be just another nut. After he deposited us at the shop he went out for a real ride. People ought to be falling all over themselves to get you on their team. I took in the manuscript of clippings and photos and struck up a conversation with the girl running the shop, whose name was Rosie.

How about that? She leafed through the s. Lance Armstrong. One of the first calls I made was to Filds, who was running Eurosport over on 32nd Street, where the old Bice Cyclery used to be. Not modestly. Lance was there exactly on time. But how bad a beatdown? It was an extraordinary rendition of firsts and seconds in ten-point type that went on and on and on and on. I arrived a few minutes early. This might be, I thought, the biggest, gnarliest, sweatiest jockstrap of all time. Is that something you can do? My nose starts tickling.

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Then twitching. Never once did I make it all the way back to FMusually coming off in the last mile. Come over to my place after the ride and look at the contract. When I first got the strange idea that I wanted to race bikes, he introduced me to motor pacing.

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On the top we turned right on FM Maybe you could look it over for me? Nineteen years old and keeping tabs. Two days later Lance called. I was doing this as a favor to a fucking punk bike racer. These are astounding.

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A beatdown was on its way, that was certain. Now that I was working on it, he wanted to know how it was going. These memories seared home the fact that he used to be a real person.

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Not rudely, or roughly, and certainly not insultingly. Put me around a great athlete, and something warm and fuzzy comes over me. As I scrolled down through the tens, then the hundreds of tweets, I was astounded at how he had changed. His choice of words, his facility with them on Twitter, and his understanding that his words shape the thoughts of others all pointed to the unmistakeable: he is a profoundly intelligent man.

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