Odd sex stories
The World Wide Web is a weird and wonderful thing We've typed some outrageous headlines in our days but these six stories had us scratching our he in disbelief. Back in June, two women and a gent decided to park up and partake in a threesome when one of the party unfortunately disengaged the handbrake. Unbeknownst to the group inside, the car rolled and then crashed into a tree, causing one of the females to break both of her legs. A year-old Fresno State University student has admitted to engaging in a sex act with a sheep after being caught in his California campus barn with an ewe.
My age: 38
I like: Guy
I prefer to drink: Rum
I prefer to listen: Electronic
What is my hobbies: Travelling
Things were getting hot and heavy when suddenly he reached down, flipped off my flats and started cracking my toe knuckles!
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He literally ran to the store at 11pm and brought home four different kinds of yogurt. Not good. Thankfully, it was late and dark and we were both tired, so I was able to roll over and pretend to be asleep before either of us could address what had just happened. Really good—I was super tingly and sensitive, and everything was on another level than it usually would be only a few minutes in.
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Yet, we continue forth in the pursuit of intimacy and orgasms—and hell, in the name of fun! Sex is inherently embarrassing—sweat, grunts, involuntary and voluntary noises, and body parts pressing together and sometimes, squelching apart! Share Facebook Pinterest Twitter Tumblr. In the morning, when he got up to use the bathroom, I heard him gasp and walk back out.
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What's hot. Given the complex and kinda risky business of sex, we went in pursuit of real sex-skeletons: stories of sexual bloopers, bumps, and other weird or awkward situations that women have collected in the pursuit of sex-stasy.
He came as soon as the head made it about an inch in.
So not the classy first impression I wanted to make! The truth was, there was only one of us in the car with a foot fetish.
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I was almost afraid to have sex again after that because I thought I was doomed to only ever have horrible experiences like that. The truth was I was just concentrating a little too hard on orgasming. Ladies, relax and let it goooo! We started having sex and, my God, it was the absolute worst.
Needless to say, this was not the start of a great love story. And that our voyeur was very, very appreciative. Facebook Pinterest Twitter Instagram.
I turned beet-red but was pretty impressed at how gentle he was. Worth it!
I had started my period, and it had dried all over his face. It took two or three mighty pulls to break free—after which we both died laughing.
The worst—or best? This was embarrassing, since we had just met.
That knuckle-cracking action definitely broke the first-date chemistry for me, not to mention gave the cab driver a story for later. I woke up one morning horrifically hungover and curiously horny, so I gave this new guy a call to come over. Tags: Dating sex summer of sex.
Definitely no orgasm for me. I went into the bathroom to look for it myself with no luck. It was covered in blood. Just as quickly as it had started to feel amazing, though, it went south. We fooled around a bit more and he managed to stimulate me while finding the condom inside me and pulling it out. All he did was take his shirt, wipe up the mess, and kept going.
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Facebook Pinterest Twitter. We found a hidden spot and had at it, until we realized that we were definitely being watched.
The sensitive, tingly feeling turned into a burning that turned into a searing pain. As in, pieces of his beard got stuck between my teeth like floss. Sex is also inherently subjective; all of our bodies and minds are unique in their cravings and reactions.